Tiny Middle Finger

carygrantsbeard:

joining the war on “pretentiousness” on the side of the pretentious

undergroundrockpress:

LA Free Press, 1971

riversurface:

pear tree, tina min jia guo, 2022

chii-u:

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theglasschild:

“Take a shower, wash off the day. Drink a glass of water. Make the room dark. Lie down and close your eyes. Notice the silence. Notice your heart. Still beating. Still fighting. You made it, after all. You made it, another day. And you can make it one more. You’re doing just fine.”

Charlotte Eriksson, You’re Doing Just Fine

deathgasmic:

i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

ipodlinux:

its 2056. you wake up and your clothes jack you off. you go to take a shower (jacks you off) and insert a nutrition tablet in your mouth. it tastes like every dorito flavor at once. you go to your desk, it jacks you off. you lend your brain to main computation core of the Hegemony of Man, while it jacks you off. After 4 hours real time (it feels like you were being jacked off for a year) you go and plug in some entertainment. your brain is hooked up to the computer core, and it jacks you off. you get a notification in your field of vision. its a comm from your best friend, letting you know they are being jacked off. you hit like. its time for exercise, so walk towards the longevity pod where it exercise your body and jacks you off. your heart is full.

cryptid-corpse:

Your 20s are all about suffering and being tired.

stuckinapril:

stuckinapril:

mastering being detached from everything yet being connected to everything at the same time. this is the secret to life i think

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inloveforevr:

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Jenny Slate

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